First thing my old, Gen X ass thought of:

The Indians blew it in the playoffs in that movie, too.

The first time I read it as “facing Fuck Barmer”

Does it make me a shitty person that I truly think the Indians have peaked too early and will inevitably choke/shit the bed in the playoffs?

extreme leftists Right Wingers like Hitler, Stalin and Mao are good.

He’s not in debt. His video game dev company swindled the state for $70 million in tax incentives. He doesn’t have to payback shit.

3.5

Guy from my fantasy league changed his team name today

The NBA kicked out Donald Sterling, so I know they have a “in best interests of the league” ownership clause.

Thanks Obama!?

Sprint is something like the #2 busiest/profitable arena in the country.

Hey everyone, come over to my house this weekend for the 1st annual Great American Beer Festival!

Garbage Pizza for a Garbage Human.

This is just a cultural misunderstanding. In Texas, “run the ball up their donkey” means “beat your child with a switch”

I can wait. Forever.

My opponent in fantasy football started the Jags D. They scored 30 points! FML.

“Rough. Just how your mother likes it, Trebek.”

ESPN MNF Marketing Strategy Preseason Meeting:

Who is this Saggy Country Tits Gloria Estefan?

Agreed.