This is just a cultural misunderstanding. In Texas, “run the ball up their donkey” means “beat your child with a switch”

I can wait. Forever.

My opponent in fantasy football started the Jags D. They scored 30 points! FML.

“Rough. Just how your mother likes it, Trebek.”

ESPN MNF Marketing Strategy Preseason Meeting:

Who is this Saggy Country Tits Gloria Estefan?

Agreed.

When do the Baby Boomers take responsibility for 45? I’ve thought this for awhile. His garbage policy and rhetoric (MAGA) are direct responses to those of his generation wanting “go back to the good ol days”.

The Jets blow, amirite?

Yeah buddy, those weathermen should not be paid. Because PREDICTING THE FUTURE is so fucking easy.

10 - Hurricane Fake News

Hope and prayers for everyone in FL to be safe and the damage will not be as bad as expected.

He was really the Glue that held that team together.

Just wait til the Russians hack those down markers. CHAOS

More like Cucks-R-Near

the 2nd sentence is so unprofessional. Standing/not standing for the anthem has NOTHING to do with this situation.

What the fuck is wrong with this troll

Hoping Florida does not get devastated, but, **fingers crossed**

“Look, we gotta open up these Title 9 laws, cuz these TheRapists at colleges across our great country, they’re getting beat up yugely as bad guys just because they wanna help these beeyootiful, sweet, young girls, you know this.”

“There are some fine people, both on the Rapists’ side, and the Victims side”