Tom Brady’s trainer sold me some magic healing clothes. When I wore them, I lost 2 PSI off my balls!

OMG this. The Eastside mom’s could go to concerts without clutching their pearls.

Snowflakes-R-Us

COSTCO. That big.

Settle down, Grandpa. It said in the story the river was between the course and the fire. All golf courses have severe weather evacuation plans, if there was really a threat they would not let 100 people play the course that day.

The livin’s easy

All the stars sir

Yes, the party to feel bad for in all of this is a Multi-Billion dollar NYC sports talk radio station.

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If you are really in that shit right now, maybe your time would be better used prepping then dropping some snarky comments on Deadspin.

***fingers crossed*** hoping his brother, Martellus Bennett takes a knee for the national anthem.

Yep, your screen name checks out.

Tronald Dump’s mom was a (likely illegal) immigrant.

Tronald Dump’s mom was an immigrant.

I’m gonna go with “Does not comprehend his actions and their consequences”

Who the fuck is he waving to in that picture?

Please, I’ve listened to sports talk radio all over the country, and most steal at least a couple of under reported topics from Deadspin, and few ever give the site credit.

Uranus’ moons have traditionally been difficult to spot, since, aside from being very small and very fair away, they’re covered in a mysterious dark material.

“If you lost a little weight, you’d look like Ricki Lake”

His putter made a Ping on the sprinkler head. Using various clubs to putt, the rest of the round was an Odyssey Taylor Made for a player that Never Compromises.