uh, duh.

Just wait til he pardons Jerry Sandusky and puts him in charge of Child Services.

I want you to get out a quarter and flip it. Heads = Patriots, tails = Steelers. That’s how you can determine which team the Chiefs will lose to in the Divisional Round of this year’s AFC playoffs.

These are my 2 teams, having grown up in Seattle and now in KC.

When I think of Cleveland, poop is the first thing that comes to mind. So I think Farts is an apropos team name.

Damn, that is a travesty. Never film in portrait mode people!

This. I think that is why the press started to say “oooh he is a ninja, working quietly behind the scenes, stealthily getting things done.”

+1 Slim Jim.

I’m in KC, and I think KMBC has just been bought by Sinclair. The second I see “Terrorism Fear Mongering Minute” or whatever I am out.

Yes cherish that picture Mr. Spencer, it will also be the last one you have with hair on top of your head.

Truly, a cruel fate for the Astros. Making them play at Tropicana when they so clearly prefer Minute Maid.

Ha, uh, Willie Aikens was doing cocaine when I was a tot. He went to jail for years.

This line of thought assumes Trump would not want to be viewed as a dictator...

BIG Astros fan base down in St. Pete.

When I was a tot, I called him “Willie A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-Kens”

Loved his rebounding, and he had a sweeet, sweet jheri curl.

Yeah, email all those hosers and tell them to pick a damn team name! You can have Tigers, you can have Cats, but you can’t have both!

This is delightful. Out of misery comes beautiful art.

Ima gettin’ a drone?

I watched this game and that was not even the dirtiest Burfict play on THAT PLAYER. I could not find the video, but on this play, Burfict launched himself in the air and tried decapitating Sherman. Fortunately it was a glancing blow and Sherman was not seriously hurt.