But for weeks, sources inside the White House said, no one informed him that the White House IT system could not handle an email going out to such a big list, and all of his emails were being blocked by a firewall and reaching an audience of zero readers.

All the Stars, my friend.

Cutler is Tannehill! Tannehill is Cutler!

I don’t think you are doing the sex right...

Wow usually you guys break these videos days before national media pick it up, but this video was actually on GMA yesterday.

“We in the alternative FACTS media won the election for Trump,”

Alex, just cuz the bulge in Michelle’s pants is larger than your penis, doesn’t mean she has one.

I hear www.cowardlynazi.com is still available...

I personally would like to see her Poker Face.

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One more 9-7 season and they’ll probably build a Cooter statue outside Ford Field.

“I’m like, reely smart. I went to the best skulls, like I.V. leeg skulls. Back in my day, U cood only get in if you’re parents made a yuge donation, beleve me! Nowadays, U have the illegal Affirmative Action, U no this? And the blacks, and the ping pongs, and the moose lambs and the skulls have to let any one with…

Becky’s gonna Becky.

“Did I ever tell you Donald has red wine decanted through Melania’s used pantihoes? ... to catch the silt.”

The better plotline would be she left because she joined Scientology and was brainwashed...every episode could have a joke at the end about the wife being CRAY for Scientology.

I’d like to propose a golf match between Pres. Twitter Dump and Kim Jong-Un. Both claim to be excellent golfers, and have such pathological narcissistic egos, they could not possibly back out of this challenge.

“Tomorrow I’m more than likely going to find myself in a cage facing decades in prison,” he wrote. “It is entirely possible that this will be the last time you hear from me.”

How do you get that sweet $10 bonus?