Queue the tweet in 3, 2, 1...

In my experience, 3 shots of tequila will loosen her right up.

MVP? duh. He’s got a major energy upgrade.

Total fucking Maverick. Barf.

The St. Louis Cardinals are submitting quite the wet fart of a season.

How bad must this Scaramucci guy be if THIS is what finally made Spicy resign?

All the stars.

How bad must this Scarmucci buy be if THIS is what finally made Spicy resign?

Spicy does not believe this

Ken Phelps is the bat we could use in the middle of the lineup. Underrated mustache on that guy too.

“LeJohn Brames is just a tremendous player, scored more home runs than any other pitcher this year.”

??? Cite your sources please. Don’t be like this administration.

I too am repulsed by using his name. The man doesn’t deserve a proper title. 45 works fine. Dunning-Kruger is definitely accurate, but I think you would have to explain that to most people (especially his base)

Whoever approved this promo made a huge boner.

“Precious!” - Jeff Sessions

I feel so much dumber for having watched those videos.

I have the original version of this model that I picked up for $20(!) a couple years ago and it is great. I’m almost tempted to grab this for the Quick Charge and flashlight mine doesn’t have.

I have the original version of this model that I picked up for $20(!) a couple years ago and it is great. I’m almost…

It’s the same mental gymnastics as MJ. “There was a lot of smoke, but we never found the fire”, and his music is Soooo good so I’ma just enjoy this moonwalk and never think about those kids he likely violated.

WHAT A DOPE