I had the shirt from Spencer’s Gifts that had the tag line:

I work with a woman whose husband is a personal chef. She was telling a story about a client of his who had a bratty kid with behavioral issues. One time, a maid was cleaning the house at the same time he was prepping a meal. The bratty kid ran into the kitchen and promptly slapped the maid on the ass.

These details keep leaking out like...

That’s a disturbing trio of garbage human beings.

Incompetrump

Hey the Knicks are gonna Knick

He always struck me as huge dirtbag. Like, he intentionally grew that ridiculous “beard” and kept his hair long and wet during games because he thought it made him look tough.

Best Groupies in Baseball.

Were Sir Mix-a-Lot and Juvenile busy?

Yeah, No, that’s a corporate sponsorship. The hospital pays for that branding.

Can this bitch...just stop being a thing.

I was just thinking, erratic behavior, lots of drugs, 4 guns, some loaded. Replace helicopter with car, and replace Busch with brown person, and there is not a chance he comes out of this thing alive.

Ka-Koookie Krisp!

This is Fake News, HamNo.

A 4 year contract for season tickets? Is that a thing now? You would only do that if you got a significant discount, but I did the math and it comes out to $200 per ticket. FOR A MARLINS GAME.

Not Ivanka’s secret beauty hack:

Man. That dong is rock-hard.

Hey, she made her bed, now she’s gotta lay in it. With the Cheeto powder.

Melania is trapped in her hotel room. I would assume they don’t stay together when they travel? I assume they just do whatever will cost taxpayers more money at this point.

Came here for the premature ejaculation joke and did not leave disappointed. Though, I think she did.