Melania is trapped in her hotel room. I would assume they don’t stay together when they travel? I assume they just do whatever will cost taxpayers more money at this point.

Came here for the premature ejaculation joke and did not leave disappointed. Though, I think she did.

a Cub Scout group had to break camp and leave Cheesequake State Park

Mariners fan here. Can confirm the LoMo experience.

I will say that yes, the white guys are the protagonists of NCIS: Hawaii, but Park and Kim can act circles around them, and one could argue they are more important to the show because their characters are from the islands.

GTFO

Sadly, I think we all know that GOP Reps and Senators would never have the political back bone to support this while an “R” is in office.

Awww. Here’s my brindle, Chewy.

In the fairway, that moose will hunt.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—

When Chris Christie sits around the beach, Chris Christie sits AROUND the beach amirite?

My 80 year old neighbor has this car, same color and everything. Those big tires on a station wagon body somehow works for it. This car was definitely ahead of its time.

Not to mention he has vacationed and golf more in 8 months than Obama did in 8 years...

Of all the jaw-dropping shit that has come out this week, this is the scariest. 45 is friends with the owner of the National Enquirer. He even had him kill a story a couple years ago about a woman he cheated on Melania with.

The courts have repudiated his methods on multiple occasions but often after the damage has been done to voters. Given Secretary Kobach’s history we find it very difficult to have confidence in the work of this Commission.

The guy was fired in 2008 for harrassing a female firefighter...in those 9 years he didn’t learn to shut his fucking mouth because it makes people want to fire you?

Did David Ross come out of retirement for this? He seems right in the Trumpkin demo

Vomit.

Yeah Michelle, way to make a bold stand for women AFTER THE 8TH MOVIE IN THE FRANCHISE.

I seriously doubt he remembers meeting with Bezos last week. He probably thought it was Lex Luthor.