Amazon could add on a 10% “Donald Trump’s Internet Tax” to any MAGA merch purchases and these dipshits would pay it and smile while being bent over. 

A Greg Norman Foursome:

How do you think his clothing line is made?

Any where the wind blows...

Your mom does

I bet Serena’s fetus would kick McEnroe’s ass at tennis

“Jericho would go to the nearby store with a basket of money and return with a six-pack of beer.”

That picture...it’s like everything about it is pasty gold and McConnell is just a chameleon matching his surroundings.

Alt-Sharia Law

Alt-Sharia Law

I’m not the one to mess with on this. Geography was my best subject in school, its just, ya know, nearly impossible to make money off that skill.

Uh, no beavis because when the US institutes such a nationalistic policy clearly inspired by a desire to close our borders to ‘dem foreigners’, it makes all non-americans feel unwelcome.

Das vidanya, comrades.

SMH why are Americans so gawdawful at basic geography

Congrats, SCOTUS, on tanking the US tourism economy for the foreseeable future... #MAGA indeed.

Best fans in baseball...

I assumed people payed for an ESPN Insider subscription for content like this, 30-90 seconds before the general public.

Oh yeah, I’m sure the president is totally planning his next move in this counter-attack.

This story is the most Floridian of any Florida news I have ever read.

I do Nazi that retweet as All Star worthy