That picture...it’s like everything about it is pasty gold and McConnell is just a chameleon matching his surroundings.

Alt-Sharia Law

Alt-Sharia Law

I’m not the one to mess with on this. Geography was my best subject in school, its just, ya know, nearly impossible to make money off that skill.

Uh, no beavis because when the US institutes such a nationalistic policy clearly inspired by a desire to close our borders to ‘dem foreigners’, it makes all non-americans feel unwelcome.

Das vidanya, comrades.

SMH why are Americans so gawdawful at basic geography

Congrats, SCOTUS, on tanking the US tourism economy for the foreseeable future... #MAGA indeed.

Best fans in baseball...

I assumed people payed for an ESPN Insider subscription for content like this, 30-90 seconds before the general public.

This story is the most Floridian of any Florida news I have ever read.

I got that bomb-ass Prevotella filled SHIT right here! $200 for a QP of primo doo-doo!

Not sure he knows about BLM, but he definitely knows about IBS.

Don’t let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya!

Why hasn’t Donald Trump personally condemned the London mosque attack? I think we all know the answer to that.

The Cinnaminson Challenge:

“When I was younger, it went everywhere. That didn’t work out too well.”

I think my 2nd statement makes it clear I’m not serious about the 1st.

If this is your ICE agent, do not give him $250

I hope this ordeal has changed this top Republican’s stance on LGBTQ and Gun Rights...