I’m holding out for a deal on the Wi-Fi version. It seems they are trying to get rid of all the Bluetooth ones first.

I’m holding out for a deal on the Wi-Fi version. It seems they are trying to get rid of all the Bluetooth ones…

Dude, uh, I think your comment was intended for the Beginners Guide to Golf...or was it???

A Double-barreled Dong Jacking

I just covfefe in my mouth.

Barstool ——-> because Breitbart doesn’t have enough sports

That’s just locker room talk - every GOP politician

Macron had to wipe the Cheeto dust off afterwards.

I guarantee he asked if they could put Fox & Friends on the headset. He gets a little orange chub every time they mention his name.

FML Nevins is a traitor and should be tried for treason.

I can confirm this is now pretty common in golf tournaments. I was a volunteer at the 2015 US Open and had to pay $160 (for 2 Ralph Lauren polos, rain jacket, and hat) for the privilege of working for free in support of a multimillion dollar corporation.

I was a volunteer at that US Open at Chambers Bay. I had to pay $160 for my Ralph Lauren “uniform” Great experience, but man what a racket. “Pay us to come work for free!”

More like Skyline chili amirite? ya know, cuz it gives you the bubble guts and makes you want to vomit.

The next State of the Union will address the Mutant Threat. Cheeto will deny that Barron is one of them, but c’mon, why do you think they always hide him?

Fun Fact: Jiminy and Trump wear the same size gloves.

Yes, you always heal, except for when you get old, catch pnuemonia, and die.

I’m 37 and have never bought a new car. In the last 6 years you’ve bought 3 new cars i’ve been driving my used Prius, getting 45 MPG, enjoying a cost of ownership probably 1/5th of what you are spending. You’re a slave to consumerism.

“Crawl through a river of shit, hang a left, and come out clean on the other side”

I just assumed she was gorging on fetuses.

“Here’s hoping the next person who fucks up this badly isn’t rewarded with a nearly two hundred million dollar payout.”

I took my star back for you replying to your own comment.