This is what happens when American’s vote purely on comedic entertainment value.

What do you think Cheeto’s response is if Twitter banned him? Freeze their assets? Shut them down for “violating the 1st amendment?”

On Patriots Day, the immigrant hating Prez has to be reminded by his immigrant Wife to put his hand on his heart during the National Anthem. You can’t make this sh!t up.

“One MegaRetailer is disrupting the billion dollar footbaw watching industry with this one weird trick...”

Oral

Greatest. Headline. Ever.

But her emails...

One of the (many) things that makes me embarrassed to be an American right now is that Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, Robert Kraft, and their raging Trumpboners are called PATRIOTS when the rest of us that stand up for American civil liberties that #45 has been taking a shit on are mockingly called SJW’s

#BestHacksInBaseball

Yes but he promptly used The Mission Continues to pay himself a $700k salary

No flag? I guess that makes the refs Joe Paterno.

All the stars. And appropriate screen name.

Putt Pirate

He failed at gaming. A business where the odds are LITERALLY stacked in your favor.

Congratulations, you have won the internet. +1

The A1 LED desk lamp only gives the black option and the promo code does not work. Was this only for the white lamp and is it sold out?

The A1 LED desk lamp only gives the black option and the promo code does not work. Was this only for the white lamp…

“attached”, “but” you must have been educated in Oregon, the 48th ranked state in education.

Tupac told me from the grave they prefer “Hail Mary”

You’re slimebag child molester mayor took bribes to give away $200 million of city money to a medling Russian douche running the team into obscurity.

Cromartie taking a knee was fine, it was his 12 kids kneeling that got him cut.