Trump is totally deporting Kaepernick

Thanks, Ivanka.

Also: Teddy Roosevelt’s cousin was having sex with him. Just what I have been saying. Cousin-fuckers will vote TRUMP!

“leisure class of drug criminals” - does this mean they golf and play shuffleboard and shit?

Try eating ass that doesn’t have shit in it. #ProblemSolved

Huh. So he’s the black Trump voter.

Pledgerized - I imagine this is the act of Lester spraying himself with Pledge to cover up the scent of his BO.

Pledgerized - I imagine this is the act of Lester spraying himself with Pledge to cover up the scent of his BO.

I see they kept the Al Davis Eternal Flame in the design plans, same as the Carson project. Does anyone have the balls to tell Mark Davis that his dad was a shitbag and no one wants to worship his Eye of Sauron?

Replace “Dumpster Fire” with the word “EPIC” and issue this memo to the entire internet. Please.

Everett gets pissed when you call him Chrissy

Wouldn’t that be “Crazy Bitch” by Buckcherry?

“I’ve been hearing, people have been telling me, Donald, what is going on with all these elbows? Sad. Really. These elbows would have known their place back in my day, or we would pop ‘em, believe me! I don’t know, are these elbows rigged? You tell me..."

The Serta heated mattress pad is $58 on Amazon instead of $33. Is there a promo code needed for that price?

The Serta heated mattress pad is $58 on Amazon instead of $33. Is there a promo code needed for that price?

Deadspin should start The Sasha Kaun Award for most contagious sports name.

Fuck this Petter ass. Possibly Obama’s biggest mistake was ever aligning with this crooked scumbag.

You can take the man out of Raytown, but you can’t take the Raytown out of the man.

The referee’s uniform is just like a prison uniform. There’s a joke about the Black Panthers being imprisoned by the white man in there, I just can’t put it together.

Lifelong Jayhawk and Democrat here... Fuck Tim Kaine and his carpetbagging bandwagon love of the most rootable team in college basketball (I will defend this take with at least 4 irrefutable takes)

If he needs something with a lot of pockets why not wear a hunting vest. I’m sure the GOP will tell him it’s his God given right.