Needs more jowl.

The Cardinals have The Best Inmates in Prison.

FACK MAWKY MAWK! THAT’S WHY GODDELL WOULD NAWT REDUCE TAWMMIE BRADY’s SUSPENSION. GAWDDAMN CONSPIRACY!

If he gets suspended under the drug policy, the Broncos dont have to pay him.

“He WAS clean.”

The NFL’s commercial for Ticket Exchange boasts “the only place to get 100% authentic, real-deal NFL tickets” which subtlety implies that other ticket sites will sell you fake tickets. Which, if you pay with a credit card and/or download tickets electronically, it is impossible to get ripped off.