She's gorgeous! And I love your user name so freaking hard.

Hottie. Period. - 29 Year-Old Guy

I love that they didn't photoshop her tummy. She looks great, and her tummy looks normal, not preternaturally smooth.

Waiting for someone to make a comment about her race since Jezebel commenters love that kind of stuff.....

Ugh. I hate when companies I've stopped liking for past advertisements try to win me over. Such complicated feels.

Damn she is beautiful. Sunscreen...lots of sunscreen. (If I had to guess)

What I find most interesting about this is how different people relate to the myth that every parent loves their child. Some people are willing to confront that myth as a myth. And some people can't. Reality always has to be negotiated based on the premise that their parent loved them.

There's no way to defend the use of the word. It was all about intention

Sweet term of endearment for your White son. White privilege at it's finest.

The thing that bothers me about people trying to make nigga the ubiquitous and innocuous version of "this guy" is that non-blacks could easily use their own group's racial/ethnic slurs. Why ride black people's reclamation bandwagon when you could create your own. She could have said, "this guy", which is exactly what…

*sigh*...tell em', Paul Mooney:

You sound like one of those "I bought her stuff so now I'm owed affection and sex" guys. Maybe she was a total bitch, but either you give her gifts and don't expect anything in return (that's what a gift IS), or ask her to foot the bill every now and then.

Congratulations! That is wonderful news, and something to be extremely proud of.

Your name has made my day. My husband and I are now in the throes of a giggle fit. And congrats on your sobriety. Fuck all addiction. It almost made me a widow.

I don't even know you but I am super happy about your sober time and sending you ALL of the good vibes for continuing to take care of yourself.

I would just like to say "FUCK ALCOHOLISM" in much the same way as we also say "FUCK CANCER."

I'm reading "Strong is the New Skinny", but all I hear in my head is, "Now you have to skinny but with the correct amount of muscle definition."

Yo, hamster, Imma let you finish, but Teddy has the best corn-eating video OF ALL TIME.

Blow job jokes in 3...2...1...

That's a wig that Beyonce is wearing. The day before Oprah was wearing an afro wig/extensions as well. Please Jezebel, learn about weaves and lace front wigs, it's 2013.