I remember the chains and the spongebob stuff. I feel ya. In sixth grade, I had these shoes that looked kinda like these, with spongebob laces in them:

Cynthia Nixon needs to chill

I... don't understand why she is mad... also please stop slapping your stroller. Rude.

Yes, with an appointment as one is supposed to make if expecting expedited service. No sympathy for people who believe they are the most important people on the planet and who don't have enough respect for people trying to do their jobs.

Pants are so last century.

Yes, Dodai, because mental illness is just oh so funny (I hope you are picking up on my sarcasm across the internetz).

This was so confusing to read. I have no idea what just happened.

One of the things I grew up with after my mom got sober when I was 9 was "never get to hungry, too angry, too lonely, too tired" which seems to address this pretty directly. AA also serves as an outreach, as a safety net of other sober people to talk to when you're dealing with those emotionally driven cravings.

So create a better group if you hate it so much. I, a raging feminist atheist, Love AA and credit the program that I barely apply to keeping me sober for 7 years. There are other groups though, SMART recovery, SOS (Save Our Selves) recover, etc etc. Try one of those maybe?

Worked for me and has for many, many years. if this is true: "AA’s ego-taming approach to alcohol dependence might have worked great for men in 1935, but has little to offer many female alcoholics in 2013" why do I know so many women in AA with long-term sobriety?

Gosh, they fooled me. I've been sober for 23 years.

My kids could also use the "calm the fuck down" advice about 50 times a day. Per kid.

Shut up. Please. Just shut up. We are so tired of hearing that we cause our own demise all the damned time.

This woman got herself on this jury on purpose. Her husband is a lawyer. Zimmerman's father is a magistrate. There's no way the two families have never had contact with one another in this small town. If she was somehow unaware of the Zimmerman case (with a lawyer husband?), and had no knowledge of how the case was…

We're very sad that it happened to him.

I'm so sorry for the stupid world we live in and how stupid people have treated you.
You were blessed by magic writing gods and your comment made me cry.
You are just all the awesome.

You know, I think some of the horror that white people are feeling right now is because white privilege couldn't deliver justice. I think that's where some (definitely not all) of the horror for white liberals and lefties comes from.

This is a nice Exhibit A for the ugly baby article. We get to witness the transformation from ugly newborn to adorable child.

That little Niles Crane looking kid in the green shirt is a winner.

You want to see tears with no shame and the lights on? Mr. Colander after the series finale of Six Feet Under. Baaaawwling.