I'm pretty sure this will garner me nothing but enemies, but here goes anyway...

Arm the trench cats

I don't think that the strawman who you wrote this for reads Jezebel. *shrug*

Excellent choice for Joffrey. I still want to punch this guy in the face.

First Amendment stuff is a little dicey in a school setting. A court would have to weigh the school's right to suppress speech for the legitimate purpose of maintaining order and discipline. The "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" case is a good example of this balance: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morse_v._…

RE: evolutionary psychology - Any psychological discipline can be made into idiotic soundbites...to suggest that Dr. Miller's immature behavior discredits a field of psychology is just bad science. There is excellent work in this field, by Douglas Kenrick, Jeffrey Simpson and others. Is evolutionary psychology "one…

That extra shot of mocha is gonna cost you some tongue.

One of my grandmothers told me not to go to her funeral, that life was more important than death. She added, "Dead people don't know who shows up and who doesn't. You're here now. I hate hospital jello."

I'm excited tonight because THE VENTURE BROS. ARE BACK! Oh my god I've been waiting so long for the new season. I love that show, I hope Hunter Gathers makes an appearance. Any character perfectly parodying Hunter S. Thompson is great to watch.

I'll be honest: I'm looking forward to a new Doctor. I never got this version. I gave it my very, very best for two season, but by the end of the second season, I found myself finding reruns on HGTV rather than watching a new episode of Doctor Who.

That physical response is a psycho-somatic response to your personal anxiety. Its pretty common if you aren't comfortable around new people.

How libertarian.

Is it just me, or is this Hinds dude kinda Schwyzer-y?

Ironically, marathons are named in honor of Pheidippides, the Greek messenger who ran 26 miles nonstop from the Battle of Marathon to Athens, announced the Greek victory upon his arrival, and proceeded to keel over and die shortly thereafter :3

If I woke up looking like Rihanna, not only would I cover my house in mirrors, I'd turn up at work buck-bald naked.

It was way better when nobody knew about it.

But then she could NEVER LEAVE YOU. *Twitch*

In my experience, being gay does not automatically rule out misogyny by any stretch of the imagination. I know some really misogynistic gay men.

This concept gets really tricky. Consenting people have to communicate to get through this (mostly) unscathed.

I bet you could start your own juice cult in the East Village based on this premise.