I was really expecting to see some high-quality Brazilian poon talking to old dudes. This is significantly less visually stimulating.

It would be more awesome of the tattoo of the selfie also had a tattoo of the selfie ...

Uh, no? That tattoo is from Bad Ink, some dude got his ex-girlfriend tattooed on his arm. Proof:

Yes, we are. I mean they are.......

Maybe?

I forgot 'great,' yes.

Don't forget 'great'.

Eh, Courtney, Russell Brand flirts with anyone/anything that makes eye contact.

Yes, and bitter, too.

What does it make me when I agree with a contrarianist?

Is Joyce Carol Oates' observation really an example of irony?

Can we talk about Mixology? I only watched like two episodes and found it kind of rapey (I hate that word but don't know what else to call it).

Yay! You have no idea how seldom I hear that. I mostly get "oooh sorry," as if I was sentenced to middle school for being bad. I always respond to that, "Don't worry, I chose it intentionally."

Criminalizing school children. Get that school to prison pipeline primed with some younger blood.

As a middle school teacher, it always kills me how they want to hide how awesome they are. I love the age group because they have such big ideas and strong personalities, but they're NOT going to show those things to you intentionally. It's a (fun for me) challenge every day to catch them being awesome, but then the…

Oh man, you're right, because didn't a former Gawker writer become their editor in chief (or something like that)?

I dislike bananas a lot so I stay away from them at all costs, and thus thought to myself "Good. No one will buy them at this price. NOBODY WILL EVER BUY BANANAS AGAIN."