It's not too late. I'm not pretending to know you or your life, but just the fact that you have this self awareness makes you as different from this failed human as a bent teaspoon from a backhoe.

None of those rules are rude or unreasonable! My mom calls junk food "poison" too. Next time I catch her saying it I'm gonna remind her that it makes her sound exactly like Gwyneth Paltrow.

Threats and incitement of violence are not protected under the first amendment. While they're judged on a case by case basis there is not a whole lot of fucking ambiguity in some of those comments. That whole thread is probable cause.

My significant other and I got married last week and he immediately had to go back to work off-shore. Right before he left, he gave me a blank check to buy "whatever I needed"... I have no idea what to do with it. It's terrifying me. It's not my money. How much do I fill it out for? What does he mean by "whatever I…

I wish him luck, but I doubt it'll work. I grew up on a farm, and at one point we fed the cattle distillery mash (alcohol was all gone and it was pressed into pellets by the time we got it). The steaks didn't end up tasting like George Dickel, sadly. One of the neighbors mixed chocolate chip cookies into his feed,…

I was switching back and forth yesterday between all 3 cable news channels. All of them, including FNC, were playing this to the hilt.

I hope your mom doesn't mind how insufferable you are

Fucking Mensheviks, how do they work?

I did it! I'm living proof! I lived a sedentary, depressive life for YEARS and my weight managed to creep up and up and up and I had no idea how I was going to get my shit together and it was all so daunting.

Meant to say THAT'S crappy. Sorry. Sausage fingers

I keep a pocket sized composition notebook in my bag at all times! Comes in super handy for all types of things.

Not all POTUS!

This is my favorite comment on this article.

With socialist disabled veterans like me, MANNING THE TRIGGERS when they get lined up for their just desserts.

It's here because it's part of a Kinja sub-blog attached to Jezebel. In this particular sub-blog, the writer focuses on food and restaurant-related issues. Sometimes it's comedy, sometimes it's serious, but it is always good writing. Now, Jezebel chooses to share the Kitchenette articles to the main blog because it is…

Marxism specifically, and socialism in general, are frequently tied with feminism. If you're going to be a feminist, you'll have to learn to tolerate rubbing elbows with us.

There are some of them on this very post, if you're looking for people to inform that they're dumb as a bag of hammers.