I was going to make a "goddamn communists" post but then I read the comments and was reminded that some people really think that way then I got sad then I remembered they'll be first against the wall come the revolution then I got happy again. ;)

That thought crossed my mind, too.

I sort of love you right now.

It's The Picture of Dorian Selfie.

So, Gawker owns a piece of this app?

Now you're just making up names.

I'm allergic.

How nice for you.

Don't forget 'great'.

So, basically, robot sex appeals to lazy people who are on the spectrum?

Correct.

Of course I do.

I sometimes wonder if people are really this desperate.

So, we'll be seeing Snapchat revenge porn soon I take it?

Oh, honey. Jesus loves you.

I have 'issues' with bananas and I am angry that I cannot enjoy their convenient yellow goodness.

Did you just call watermelon overrated?

I always forget that I can dismiss morons in my own threads.

I know this is a strange concept, but I don't only read about things I like. And, even more surprising, I sometimes comment on things which I dislike. Now, piss off, Pollyanna.

They're my favorite age and you have my dream job.