Oddly enough, I wasn't commenting on the article, genius.

I wish they were better at marking the advertising.

Just what I need, another repellent stream of unmedicated self-indulgence.

We'll take that risk.

These jurors were dismissed before they were able to look up the sentencing guidelines. They did their work as jurors properly and there is no reason to question their verdict. They are simply appealing for leniency as private citizens.

The fighting is so intense because the stakes are so small.

Sarcasm? I have no idea what you mean.

I'm pretty sure she means "pay attention to me!", and she doesn't care who she has to tear down to get it.

Three blueberries? I see you cater to fat girls.

I want to hear a duet of Summer Nights from Grease.

I would argue that the nun still holds the edge in that category.

Hook her up with the singing nun and call it a day.

We're all going to look back on this moment with fondness after the first massacre involving American advisors.

That is seriously fucked up.

She had it coming.

Not all of us want sugar coated sugar for breakfast, so the breakfast burger is welcomed.

I just nod and smile.

Just because you're biased doesn't mean you're wrong.

Someone took a tiny drop of Lady Gaga's attention. Oh, nooooooooo!!!!!!