The problem with this is that all of them belong on in a 'Foods That Shouldn't Exist' article. Or maybe a blog.

Who the hell reads Moises Arias' Tumbler?

So forgetful.

You're aces in my book, kid.

The woman she beat with 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun' was ever so much better.

She's almost impossible to watch. Stunt casting at its worst.

Oh, my. Such naughty talk. You're a big girl now.

You get a star and move to the head of the class. (They've also received many, many thousands of page views they wouldn't have otherwise received.)

I'm beginning to suspect that some people have a very screwed concept of how private enterprise works.

Yes, and yes.

I lived and drove in Boston for five years without a ticket so I don't have a great deal of sympathy. It's not like she was trying to park in Southie after a snowstorm.

Congratulations. You're the first person to make that incredibly astute comment about my name. Kudos.

Oops.

29.

I can't imagine a benefit that wouldn't have taken care of her parking.

Obviously, you aren't Shape's target demographic.

Not really. Case was offensive and entitled. The folks who were responded to her were very professional.

Those are the slowest punches I've ever seen.

I bet she can afford a tee shirt. (They're usually not painful and rarely leave large scars.)

No one expects the Sexual Inquisition!