I just want to state for the record that I am pro yoga pants.

'Most' is more than half.

I think the fact that most AKC bulldogs are delivered by C-section is a big hint the dogs are overbred.

I remember a restaurant in Kansas City, Missouri having a gratuity of 18% for large parties back in the early 80s. Neither your nor my anecdata mean anything. A quick look around Google shows that 15% is still pretty much the standard for adequate service. I'm not advocating that, it is what it is.

I find all three of these stories to be eminently believable.

Yeah, 120 seems about right.

How many days?

You just made me laugh aloud.

Don't confuse your obviously superior upbringing with the rest of the world.

Up until a few years ago, 15% was considered the standard.

That's the same expression I wore around the kidnappers.

There's this invention called "the telephone" that would clear up all these questions.

D: Her mother-in-law was helping fill out invitations.

Looks like a border collie/sheltie mix, but I really have no clue.

Are you fucking kidding?

Document, document, document. Buy a notebook solely for the purpose of documenting Crazy McCrazypants. Then punch her in the throat.

Blame Pinkham. I got it from him.

You obviously know nothing about gambling if you think counting cards is cheating.

99% of those comments are from people angry about the fact they will never, ever get to sleep with her.

I've never been a fan.