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Ben Affleck has taken them for hundreds of thousands of dollars. The fact that they've just now shit him down is impressive.

Huge, massive, gigantic mistake. You had this train wreck out of your life, why are you inviting it back in?

Let your sister know you won't be attending, then spend the money you would have spent going to her wedding on something really nice for yourself. You deserve it.

Nerd. ;)

It just sounds a bit too much like specialty German porn.

TMI.

Last night there were dozens of posts about how Kate Upton is a pig with a flat ass.

The technical word for that sort of behavior is "shitty".

I think you've answered your own question.

Your boss is probably just scared about how to handle her childcare situation but that's still no excuse for acting the way she did. Hopefully she'll manage to tone down the narcissism and be happy for you.

I'm just going to dismiss your silly-ass off topic creepiness.

Don't worry about her sorry ass. That poppy seed in your belly is going to bring you so much joy that you don't even really understand what the word means yet. Take care of yourself, your partner, and your poppy seed and the rest of the world will take care of itself.

I just want to say before the "I'm not body snarking" crowd shows up that Christina Hendricks is perfect and no, you don't have a better ass.

I will love him and pet him and call him George.

Now I want a pony.

*Forward this post if you love America!*

Why isn't the military paying to repatriate these dogs?

They're all the crazy of goat people with extra money.