Our Lord walks among us!

Wouldn't "Tips FROM Jesus" make more sense?

They're the building blocks of a highly sophisticated system designed to transfer money from your wallet to the wallet of the person telling you about the toxins.

True. However, pedantry is most definitely real.

Of course.

Toxins aren't a thing.

Fight Club?

Because MJ touched little kids and we're not into his music anymore.

Walgreens is the best. Super-nice pharmacy people and $0.99 liter and a quarter Cokes.

I try to use it for good.

My superpower is to say the one thing guaranteed to make you cry. I try really hard to not use it, but sometimes it's difficult.

Wasn't Little Richard in the family?

I hope for Alec's sake that Hilaria is wild in the sack.

Republicans spend an uncomfortable amount of time discussing anal. Like, a "should we leave you alone?" amount of time.

I got really upset when she started to cry. "You stop making her cry by presenting her $30 entrees, you fiend!" (My period might be on it's way.)

The first step is admitting you have a problem. I'm sure there are plenty of twelve step groups in your area.

That one hit a little close to home, didn't it?

I'm guessing that has the initial "Zhh" sound as well.

I'm hearing "Zzhaw-day".

Thanks.