Ah, hell. I've been a huge fan since Mona Lisa.

That is not a flattering angle.

Clark's are super-comfy.

Mice, I believe.

A civil partnership is the equivalent of marriage. And just as hard to get out of.

I was disdainful and refused to be amused, then the hamster began to eat...

I'm the world's grumpiest life-coach.

I don't need you to like me.

Why not just get a regular license and then just not make a big deal out of it?

"Right wing" does not equate to "racist". "Racist" equates to "racist".

Almost as embarrassing as reintroducing epidemic levels of the measles.

I would trip a toddler for one coated in peanuts.

Maple syrup espresso? WTF? It almost sounded edible up to that point.

I hope she gets a UTI.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0dbmwI…

I don't take pictures of food, but now I want to go to the restaurants banning food pics and snap away.

You just made me laugh aloud. Thank you.

I'm sure it's just me, but sometimes the way you end your articles really bothers me. I'm guessing it's the discordance between the seriousness of the article and the flippancy of your final paragraph. I know that I "don't get the joke", but sometimes I don't see how the joke is appropriate.

This does not fit in with "lights out, tops on, missionary, no talking".