You go, girl.

Rofl. You're the one following me round, dearie.

Truthfully, it seems as if you're the one having difficulty.

Because I know that atheism is a religion.

You're almost as humorless as Chelsea.

We'll always have Paris.

What are your feelings about Spain?

It's one of my favorite books. I re- read it every couple of years.

I'm practicing the Golden Rule.

Reading is hard.

I've got $20 and a used Spanish-English dictionary.

So is considering hypotheticals, such as how his lawyer would present his actions to a jury.

Please, please go to Spain and have a long and happy life. In Spain.

I don't do sweet in the morning.

Not if you don't want to be vomited on.

*Hork*

I think I need more coffee.

I never said that. Of course they should have been called. Preferably before people started attacking other customers.

Yep, those all sound like great reasons to assault someone. I'm sure his lawyer is going to enjoy all the money he gets from the geniuses who attacked his client.

And they're perfect for the person who doesn't have enough assault charges or personal injury suits in their life.