Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

Congratulations on getting out! It’s beautiful, and, if I recall correctly, boring as fuck. (Eagles training camp attendee for many years.)

Wow, I hope there’s no Bad Blood between the players and management about this!

Good news Jet fans! You now get to see Brady win in New York on a weekday!

Where else would you put the gauges and radio?

Never actually driven in a parking garage, but for everywhere else, I’ll raise my hand and say yes, that’s me

“A telephone pole with a Camaro wrapped around it may as well be the state tree of North Carolina”

The joke will always be funny. The fewer folks that get it, the funnier it will be!

It sure is a catch 22 ain’t it? If you have to explain it, the joke is dead, while if people don’t get it, the joke isn’t funny.

Should've used digital tire gauge

http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/…

I’m a big fan.

This report lacks credibility. There is no such thing as an “unexpected loss” for the Cleveland Browns.

That unexpected loss, with the Browns sitting atop the AFC North at 6-3, was the beginning of the end of the 2014 season.

I had more stars for you, but Colon ate them.

Bartolo Colon calls a 20-pound bag of dog food and a nap “Wednesday.”

I know the engineering is cool and all that, but that is an ugly car.

Aside from the fact that this thing is PIG SLOW, it also likes to eat camshafts. DO NOT WANT, and no amount of tacked-on GTI bits is going to change that. I HATE TDi VW’s with the fire of a thousand suns, and wish a fiery death brought on by spun camshaft bearings, detonated fuel pump shards in the fuel rail, blown…