Popular baby names for 2018: Bortles, Bort, Bortlesby, Bortella, Borbert, and Dave. 

Charlie always was the only one in the gang who sometimes feels like he might have a soul

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

This is like trying to decide between rooting for corn on pizza or ketchup on steak. Fuck both of them.

Man that would be peak NFL for the Texans to give up actual draft picks for a washed up looking Eli while Kaepernick just sits there.

Here’s Eli holding a tiny bucket.

The trade deadline has passed jabrone...

If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

“Superchunk made a secret hardcore record” is one rad as fuck way to start my Wednesday.

OTOH: The Hold Steady.

Barry, can you reduce your argument to a character or plot development from the 1990 film, Goodfellas? This is the only way I can understand football.

Hmmm. I don’t see any confirmation she was knocked out. Where are you getting that?

Those 3rd quarter hangovers though. (It’s the reason I carry 2 Excedrin in my pocket to every game)

Probably because delivering a knockout blow directly to the nose of somebody being restrained by multiple other officers because you got paintbrushed a couple of times seems like excessive use of force.

Striking someone is a crime, even when it’s not a very hard strike. Punching someone with more force than is necessary for your self defence is also a crime.

No, it’s the cops fault that they didn’t follow their protocol and properly restrain a suspect. If they do their jobs correctly, like their patrol guide demands, the story is “Drunk Idiot Kicked Out of Miami Game”

I know a lot of people will say “she barely grazed him, how is that a felony?” The laying of hands on any public servant is automatically a felony, regardless of intensity/result.

“Turns out I’ll have to wait an additional year, at least, before I can buy a Model 3, but that’s OK ‘cause Musk can land rockets!”

I mean, this is what Musk does. He makes big promises he can’t deliver on. I’m not surprised at all by any of this.