It’s called a joke, dude. I’m 7’3”, so please go be worried about your height elsewhere, tiny insecure man.

I just picked up an E39 M5 yesterday, so the right amount of horsepower is 400.

I wanted one of those soooooooooo badly when I was 16. Those were the days.

nope, there’s only one person in this thread that’s particularly concerned with how tall he is

The second favorite thing for tall people to do on the internet is talk about how they’re discriminated against. (the first is, of course, telling people their height)

2016 Ford Fusion looking mighty good

Do you somehow have the impression that corporations can’t complain about things like trespassing, vandalism, etc.?

Aw shucks, thanks.

Since I starred your well-played firsty, you should un-gray me.

This would be relevant if BMW cared about producing cars for enthusiasts instead of going to sleep on a pile of lease cash every night.

I, for one, am SHOCKED that BMW would debut an ugly turd car in this year of our lord 2015.

It’s angry because it has been delivered into this cruel world in a hideous, incomplete form.

same

Bahston. They all wicked hate him now cause he sold out the PATS and TAHM.

lol u mad

holy shit dude. sentences and paragraphs are your friend.

That standard of living doesn’t increase with the extra efficiency and productivity afforded by technology. That’s why the middle class is dying, at least in the United States. After all, if the large majority of consumers have to “re-train” themselves every time their job gets eliminated, no one will have the income…

You need to get your funny meter calibrated, it’s gone pretty far out of whack.

Modifying a diesel engine to spew smoke is not speech at all, much less “protected.”

Wow, that’s weird, someone who actually understands diesel posting on jalopnik. Well put.