Right, vaccinations were pretty important in the past, but in 2015 they’re pretty unnecessary. It’s a solved problem, right?

Since when have technology companies allowed for easy upgrades down the road? Tesla’s marketing strategy is pretty clearly modeled on Apple... look at all those two year old iPhones that the owners have upgraded and now are just as good as brand new phones.

Do you really think that 20 years from now someone will want a Model S and not the newer car that will be technologically superior in every single way?

The list doesn’t include the Slam the Door Unreasonably Hard Every. Single. Time. guy and is therefore invalid.

I attended a nearby rival school ten years ago or so. At the time, they would cancel classes for Thursday night football games, then act surprised that the entire town was sloshed by 9am.

ACH DU LIEBER! EIN JOKE? ON MEIN INTERNET? NEIN, I SAY.

“I hope this car that is literally impossible to build and that does not exist in any way related to its outlandish claims makes it into production.”

Diagnosis of a documented mental illness leads you to describe that illness as a catchall that everyone makes up?

That reason is that they have jack shit to show and their product is vaporware.

Yeah, pretty much. "Making a car look cool" costs money and makes them more complex and expensive to build.

Probably because the people drawing cars just draw cars like this one, that could never be built, would never satisfy safety regulations, and people couldn't even sit in. Do you really look at that ugly thing at the top of the page and think "yes, now that I would buy."

Not really. Apple's margins on iTunes are extremely slim, and they make quite a bit of money off of device sales. iTunes is a way to get users locked in to the Apple ecosystem so they keep buying Apple products.

I'm actually very interested in the new Mustang, and could really see a GT in my future. The facelifted Chargers are kind of tempting too, maybe a Scat Pack in a year or two? The design just hasn't done it for me before now.

Hah, fair enough. I've had a few Germans and have had mixed results. I miss my E30s, but had a terrible time with the E39 I had. I've had an Audi for a year now and have had good luck, but we'll see if that holds up. I'd love for there to be a sporty sedan in the 25-35k range, but that market seems to be ruled by pony…

If the wise money would buy a Camry, why don't you have one?

I just crapped myself in sympathy.

"So finding out about the vast networks of shady clinics throughout Florida and Latin America has no value?"

The most prestigious? No way dude.

You mean the direction that has them basically printing money?

Yeah, styling is subjective so I won't say you're wrong. Then again, which car do you mean by "chromed bits," because the amount of chrome on Teslas is near the top of my complaints about the styling. They're not ugly, exactly, but lots of ICE-powered sedans are much much better looking. Again, to me.