So what you’re saying is that in the past 20 years, republicans took over when the economy is good, deregulated and did stupid shit and crashed the economy, and then democrats got elected to fix the economy and as it was getting good, people forgot about it and elected republicans again and then after a few years,…

Gonna lose mah job to own the libs.

“BUT GOD FORBID I bring up our driving histories, because her 0-speeding ticket record makes her a better driver than me with my (estimating) 30-40 lifetime speeding tickets.”

Listen, I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are a decent person who is competent in other areas of his/her life. However, I must tell you that you are in no way required to post comments on Deadspin blogs. If the best you can come up with is “I know there’s a joke somewhere around here, but I…

This reminds me recently of a Seth Rogen appearance on Stephen Colbert - he said Paul Ryan’s kids came up and asked him for a photo and he said no. And he was like, “I felt kinda bad, but at the same time they should know that if they like a movie or a song, the person who made that probably doesn’t like their dad…

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

I am now picturing Samer pitching this story in the Deadspin Slack, getting zero positive responses, and publishing it anyway

that explains why his arms are empty

How the hell was this guy not the first pick in the draft? He was the Euro League MVP at 18 years old!

The amount of political bumper stickers (regardless of political leanings) is directly proportional to the nuttiness of the owner/driver.

I was thinking the same thing last night. Or do what Milwaukee did and start a righty, then after one batter switch to a lefty, just to see if Roberts will scramble to try and pinch hit for everyone.

Counterpoint:  the Dodgers may simply not be as good as the Sox, which forces them to try anything.

What do you get when your roster depletes?

Instead of Total Health Care, why don’t we call it Old Broken Athlete Medical Assistance Care.

I can’t imagine $8 caviar from a discount clothing store being something you should put in your body...  Let alone expect to taste good.

And is constantly telling his Arby’s co-workers how many great ideas he has for Shark Tank, but he’s not allowed on because he’s Mark’s brother.

“Holy shit that’s an option?”

Welcome to the Deadspin commentariat, Emmitt Smith!

Tannehill should have been listed as “limited.”