Not far enough my friend, not nearly far enough..

Without Butler they probably won’t even make the playoffs.

Sadly, he did not. 

Don’t get me started on Jordy...

I was in highschool and going to my first ever Timberwolves game. A friend of ours got four tickets from her dad and took me and two other buddies. The seats were pretty great, not amazing, but damn close to the court. We were about 10 rows up behind one of the baskets, so directly to our left was the tunnel where…

EXECUTING KOCK BROTHERS SUBSCRIPT NOW:

They did a study on this! Here’s the documentary: 

Ahem.... BEAUTIFUL clean coal

We need to talk about the real star of this story, Michael Bennet’s shoulder pads (or lack thereof):

It’s called Fox News and there is an entire industry of typically scared, old white people who were born on third and thought they hit a triple. They desperately cling to their station in life because deep down they know they are being replaced by actual hard-working and/or smart people independent of who their…

Soccer Foosball is still the best sport.

I have to assume that Kavanaugh is on the younger side of the list of a dozen or so alternative nominees they could have chosen. This is a lifetime appointment, so push the youngest and most hardline republican (or at least the one you can make your puppet because of past skeletons) and your party has a vote it can…

Who is the better 1-2-1 team?
- Steelers
- Vikings

Ahhhhhh, classic!

MY GOD. That second video you linked, the close up of Donald, just what in the fuck was Compton doing? Elflein (the center) turned towards Donald the second he snapped the ball meaning that it was a clear double team block scenario. How the fuck does Compton just let him walk around the side without help? He barely…

shout out to Fred Smoot and Associates

Thank you for being a *gulp* voice of reason for Boston fans. I would absolutely kill for a season like this from my team, even if they end up losing in the first round.

The Unnatural

Did you grow up in Coon Rapids, Minnesota? Is your name Dan and your best friend was a tall gangly kid named Josh? If so, it’s been a long time and great to hear from you old pal.