I may be wrong, but just so you are prepared for the possible early post-season exit and inevitable regression year in 2019, take a look at the 2017 Minnesota Twins unlikely run into the wild card game and (if you have the stomach for it) follow up with a review of their 2018 season. Oof-da.

As a lifelong Vikings fan who also took them in the survivor pool this week, motherfucker I should have known better. Any Minnesota team playing as the favorite will always shit the bed. This goes double for the Vikes. This franchise does not deserve to ever be +8 at home, let alone +17 or whatever the final spread…

300 events per year though. That’s not a lot of off days. 

Or with 8 other man-children.

As a guard is coming to the paint, KAT will invariably be in great position to defend the rim. He then, without fail (and it doesn’t matter if the guard actually makes a have hearted “move” to deceive his would be defender KAT), hops out of the path of the oncoming driving guard and jumps either hilariously too early…

He’s not wrong though.

The fact that this good boy somehow had brought furniture stuffing outside with him while at the shelter (noted under his paw in the first picture) should have been a dead giveaway. Sell all of your “good” furniture while you can and hit up craigslist for some used crap. And enjoy your good boy!

If Dan Bailey is not on the Vikings by Thursday, well, then, I just don’t know man. I wonder how old Gary Anderson Jr. is these days?

Eerily similar to how I lost my virginity... Mass confusion followed by a wild celebration.

Did you watch until the end when Collinsworth says something to the affect of “Now, normally, being up here in the booth, I am a partial observer. But in this instance....[audible clapping]....I just need to stand and applaud. All hail saint rodgers.”

Dom, love the NFL writing you’ve been doing. A real highlight on Deadspin or any platform for that matter.

Maybe don’t watch this on a loop then...

Ole Miss week 3

What a joke of a schedule.
Only real competition is @LSU (not really a competition) and home vs Auburn.
They’ll lose one of those while also losing a cupcake match up early and sneak in as the only 2 loss team in the playoff. We’ve seen this movie play out. College football is boring as hell.

Ha!

“I mean this guy’s a good pitcher. He jerks two (pitches) off the corner...”

Well, then maybe try something else? I don’t know...

Can you look at this photo (*the one from the end of Drew’s article*, can’t paste it here apparently) and think that if Williams made any contact with Diggs that Diggs would have been able to reach the sideline? They had 0 timeouts and 4 seconds when he caught the ball. Williams makes contact and the game is over.

Dude, smoke some weed.