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“I fucking love New England McIntosh apples”

if ure gunna drop a pun to make fun of me atleast put sum thot into lol

Gotta love the way this guy plays!

Enough about Rooney, holy shit that last goal in the video is just beast mode. It’s like Marshawn Lynch learned how to play futbol. 

Madden getting more realistic every year. Watch as even the long snapper gets CTE mid-play!

*THEY

Why was that guy wearing a sports bra? 

The way he says “it’s contagious” with such anguish at the end... damn. The preseason hasn’t even started and he realizes that his career is over, he has the browns-ness all over him.

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Gotta set the tone that I will murder anyone standing between me and superstardom.

It’s literally job security for Sendejo. He had a productive year last year, and by that I mean he was the least talented player on a historically great defense who is out there simply to scare people from going over the middle while the more talented defenders use a broader skill set to help the team. He accomplishes…

What happened to the missing two oysters?

OK, thanks for the info.

OK, thanks for the info.

I can’t find them for men on their site. Any idea why or what I’m doing wrong? Was just thinking the other night while getting my regular birks wet for the umpteenth time this summer while watering the grass/flowers that I need an alternative so i don’t wreck these wonderful sandals. The EVA birks seem like the…

I can’t find them for men on their site. Any idea why or what I’m doing wrong? Was just thinking the other night…

I know they are professional basketball players and this is not their day jobs, but Jesus Christ C.J. It’s your fucking podcast, why are you eating and smacking your lips into the mic. No matter how entertaining or enlightening I were to find anything these two chatted about, I would never sit through an hour of that…

Enough with the bad news to Cavs fans. Have you no soul?

Bunt what if we really like it?

#RicFlairDrip

Dana White is the Slender Man.