Drew to wife: Honey, umm, I need to go outside now and do some reporting work for my very serious job. Can you watch the kids?

Goddamnit. I audibly laughed and now feel bad.

Why doesn’t Ty Lue immediately call a goddamned timeout?

I thought Drew was supposed to be on vacation, not going all Serpico for an article..

911 Caller: “Very muscular you said?”

He’s just so damn large/wide. Like he shrinks to dribble through the defense and just goes all velociraptor to create that space. incredible for sure.

It’s almost like we knew this would happen last year. You know, when the same team walked through the playoffs without so much as a scare. I’m not usually one to shit on players for choosing winning AND money over just the money, but seriously:

File this one to:

have you ever been in the hiring process for a high ranking person within an organization (say CEO, other C suite person, like the head coach of a football team)?

But can you explain this very obvious statement further? What do you mean by “not” in football or basketball?

Very common reaction to being introduced to the Houston Texans.

What is Terrel Owens’ cousin doing involved in this mess?

HA

Naw.

Jason Castro’s reaction is fucking awesome (Twins catcher).

HOT TAEK ALERT:

How your second GIF is not called a moving screen, the world will never know...

If peeing your pants is cool...