A single tear falls down Stanton’s cheek...

TLDR;

Total bummer

Great subtle jab with the ‘flyover country’ comment in his Jeff Sessions comment. Love it.

They need to wipe away from the record books the schmuck who “won” rookie of the year last year and just give two out this year. Problem solved.

If peeing your pants is cool....

“If Cleveland did any of their homework, they would have known I have literally never done my own homework at any point in my life.”

It’s pronounced HOT-DISH, you monster!

Duan?

when you get mopped by [GULP] Memphis (at home no less!) and fall to eighth in the playoff picture, probably best to go to sleep and take Atlanta seriously.

She will certainly fight Mike. Other Mike would happily watch this Mike get his ass kicked.

Kap has a STRONG arm.

God damnit, Jody is SUCH a bitch.

Happened to me on 35W in Minneapolis a few years ago. I was not pleased.

MOTHER OF GOD.

(I fucking LOVE Arby’s)

Bubble guts are underrated.

My fantasy football team thanks him. Lord help me do I love drafting like it is three years ago and only I can see that every 30+ year old running back has more in the tank than other people assume.