The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree here, does it? The younger son must get his backbone from the mother...

More points if it is a UPS plane.

I will also add Severino had a very high probability of having nerves get the better of him and deem him too amped up to have a good feel for his off-speed pitches. That would leave him sending hard fastballs to a good fastball hitting lineup in counts that favor the hitter. It played out the absolute worst way…

Is he an ace in terms of the top 10 pitchers in the league? No. But that has to do with strikeout stuff, of which he is lacking in the “ace” department. However, the dude had a very good year. Top 5 in ERA and WHIP for the American League among starters is consistently good to great in terms of net results. Not flashy…

Leave it to Minnesota, always a step behind the trend setters..

Soory aboot yer team, eh?

Looking forward to JD Martinez dropping bombs tonight, based upon your great call on Eddie Rosario yesterday. Now if only Ervin Santana had held up his end of the bargain like an ace pitcher should... Just throw some goddamned strikes you puke!

Those little bastards do look quite confident.

Love the thought process:

Of course not, he was telling them to live long and prosper (among other rich, white folk).

I’m all in on this nut job. Keep it coming

I think we can all agree, FUCK Todd Frazier. What sort of asshole hits a baseball at a little kid?!

So, movie takes as spicy as his futbol takes, eh?

When the few pictures of his cars being “stored indoors” were shown, if it wasn’t already obvious, the man is a hoarder with serious issues on what is valuable (monetary-wise, not his own feelings). The guy needed a kick in the pants before he kicks the bucket to get rid of the rotting cars. Keep the decent/unique…

Who wants a BIG SEXY, Bartolo Colon t-shirt? I’m going to the game tonight and will be attempting to snatch up extras!

Dad always flipped the board once we got more than two hours in. This was not a patient man.

So your point is that they would come up with the markedly better headline?

This is a very crucial detail. As sad as the Twins have been for the past few years, this last month of two of competitive baseball has been a blast. I think they have scored the most runs per game than any team since August 1st.

This is why the idea of a 1-game playoff vs the DAMN YANKEES is so appealing. I’ll take Santana or Berrios over any of the Tanaka/Severino/Sabathia starters.

Get the fuck outta here with the premature sob story about “A few bad bounces, though, and New York will be out, leaving a potential Twins-Indians stinkbomb to thwart what would otherwise be a thrillingly cutthroat postseason.” New York is not great by any means. Very similar roster to the Twins with lots of young…