Based upon the lead photo, lightweight champ seems like a stretch.

That could have been soooo much worse. Even after seeing the slo-mo, I have no clue how he managed to fall so gracefully and slide relatively unharmed (obviously will have some roadrash and sore testicles).

Bases loaded, two outs, have the catcher whiff on a pitch and assume it hits the umpire just so and the ball stops so no one advances. No one seriously thinks this was the case right? Right?!!

Vikings brass: How can we appeal to these damn kids?

Taking Old Fall River Road in the Mitsubishi sedan and pulling the handbrake around the the loose gravel switchback turns (at least the ones where death would not be imminent should I miss-calculate). The wife was not very happy...

Thanks for sticking that one out with me.

Also amazing is that much maligned starting pitcher, and guy-who-is-always-this-close-to-breaking-through, Kyle Gibson, has had his last two home starts be a 17-0 win over the Royals and now a 16-0 win over the Fathers.

Trump America approves. I mean, Russians have great skin and they don’t need to dope to get it that white.

Packers *owner

Peak Payton (or at least a very good Andy Reid impersonation) was the Saints calling two timeouts at the end of the first half in order to “show confidence in their defense” (according to the announcers, who really should have called it stupid coaching). The best outcome is that the Vikings then punt the ball with…

Maybe good to mention the road game vs Miami is in London?

“You see, the shit kinda acts like grease: The harder you try to climb up, the tighter you try to hold on, the faster you slide down the rope.”

...and have the punter be the most interesting thing about the team. Still very much the Rams and still very much has Jeff Fisher’s mustache cream hands all over this shit-rope of a franchise.

What type of re-course does one have if you end up paying for the Experian and TransUnion credit freeze costs? After punching in both my wife’s and my information into the “has your info been compromised” page, lost that battle, then began calling the individual agencies for freezing both of our credit accounts, i…

“us”

Goddamn, what a line good sir. The beer-cheese leaves of St. Rodgers! I can see it now...

Mathews is a HOFer???

So this whole argument has been a ruse which should now leave enough of a paper trail to allow you to become a True Fan(r) of thine holiest of holies, the Green Bay Packers?

Ease up on the logic you goddamned libtard!

Happy to help, now get out there and shotgun a beer for America!(n labor).