Pictured: The Texas legislature 

I think all of the white wrestlers are so goddamn tanned that they can pass for POC.

Bubbles? Is that you?

Gotta love that last second “take-a-dive” tactic when he realizes the impending boner-doom setting in.

my thoughts exactly! If I had $30K burning a hole in my pocket i would buy this bitch, $5K worth of cocaine and drive to Vegas.

Is “Young Gode” another name for stinky chode?

Serious question: The commentators made mention that “it should be a foul”. Was this their thoughts and disagreeing with the unfair deception, or is it actually against the written rules of the game?

What type of fertilizer? Asking for a friend that can’t grow grass..

The hoverboard from back to the future.

While you have the correct premise, the last round of sports championships was the “anything is possible” segment. First, Cleveland wins a championship in improbable fashion (although, they were a co-favorite team). Second, the Cubs win a championship in improbable fashion (they were also a favorite headed into the…

Brandon - fuck you and your bullshit bet. You clearly did not bet with your brother or do not drink Surly (likely both). They come in four-packs which does a better job of separating me from my hard not-so-hard earned money.

Joke? Troll-job? Stroke?

So Keenan Allen is done for the year right? There is no way both of his glass feet made it through that kerfuffle.

That’s a harsh way to talk about Mrs Mad Dog.

Why was every throw that was “highlighted” a bubble screen?

Vikings. (vikings fan here)

The Minnesota Moose

I am giggling like a little girl in my office. More of this please!

people should know how to change a damn flat tire, just like they should know how to drive a manual transmission. It is not rocket science. A little bit of guided practice and you can drive anything. If you are going to drive something, you should be able to replace a flat tire on the side of the road.