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"I have never met anyone who lived in California who was less than 100% enthusiastic about what a great place it is to live."

As ironic as when you're bitching about typos and write the word "lazyness"?

I'm creeped out and amused at the same time. I'm glad her family honored her memory in a way that reflected who she was in life. That's a pretty awesome way to funeral.

No worries, I punderstand

I'm Ginuwinely embarrassed that I left that out.

I searched for and verified the student status of the people mentioned by name in the emails.

Okay, this is weird. I grew up in Eastern Oregon, but moved to Austin 10 years ago.

pigs living primarily in the south of Spain

Drugs.

Oh those sick old Utah polygamist pervs, chasing after young girls.

We sure did manage to get to the boringest final four possible, didn't we?

What if I'm laughing at you're comment?

Here are some reasons to be on skid row at night: buy drugs. End of list.

Exsqueeze me, I don't talk about your private life on here. Please treat me with the same respect/lend me some money, THANKS.

Madeleine is on all of the drugs.

I know. I'm so sorry:(

BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO WEAR OR HOW TO DO YOUR HAIR OR WHAT KIND OF SHOE GOES BEST WITH YOUR EYESHADOW OMG.

Linda, honey, listen...