I’m in favor of shooting, killing, and eating any and all persons engaging in this type of automated mass reselling. It may be a short-lived program, but I think it would really help our society get over this hump until alternative or lab-grown proteins can be profitable.

I don’t know. She did sing “Gymnasts, Trampolines and Thieves"

Sometimes, I used to heat some in olive oil. Then I’d dip bread in it and some balsamic. Was a great delivery vehicle for a body high.

I prefer my marijuana chicken-fried like god intended.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

This whole thing has been exhausting, as a sexual assault survivor. It’s like everywhere I turn there are rape apologists—more so than usual.

Not something I’m putting into my google search history.

“Hey, stop stealing my ideas.” - Adam Sandler

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

I unfortunately found out about the Sandy Hook truthers a few days after the shooting, when my roommate at the time showed me pictures of two nondescript women with brown hair at different press conferences, and tried to convince me they were the same woman and that this proved it was a hoax.

I’m so glad to hear he’s nice in person! This is the ONE famous person I’d hate to hear is an asshole, aside from Mariska Hargitay.

they need to make this into a secondary storyline on Girls

Rape isn't a "decision" made by anyone except the rapist. Nice try though. I hope you didn't hurt yourself too hard thinking about that one.

Doesn't everyone?

Oh, you do the Edward Keyfingers power walk to your door, too?

Yes. We are the same person and this is some Orphan Black shit.

Those aren't my words; those are the sheriff's.

Same, but I find it so depressing that a police department doing its job w/r/t sexual assault is exceptional. It should be the rule.

Once, the KKK stopped the Church for protesting a soldier's funeral, because we live in a weird fucking country.

There don't need to be some peaceful Rolling Thunder bikers. There need to be some out-of-control tweaked-out-on-amphetamines Altamont bikers.