My dad and my girlfriend both decided to get me a record player so, that was awkward. Brushing it off as having one for the bedroom and one for the living room - at least they both get me!

Imagine being so insecure you have to gatekeep something like “gamer”. Boggles my mind.

Nobody is pretending it does? They’re just saying they didn’t enjoy the film? Star Wars fans really can’t handle criticism eh.

What? This is basically a direct sequel to 7, this film LOVED 7.

What a bizarre thing to gatekeep. A gamer is literally anyone who plays games.

How are either of those things not gamers? They play games, ergo, they’re gamers.

Why would you want people to lose jobs they love (entertaining thousands) so they can sit and work as an office drone? Is this just you wanting everyone to be as miserable as you, or, what? It’s nonsense.

Evolution

Except obviously it was going to be done with their blessing, so both those choices are idiotic at best.

I completely forgot that Xbox bought out Ninja Theory. It’s going to be really interesting seeing what all those purchased studios are going to bring to the table for the SexBox - should give them a pretty exciting exclusive launch lineup at the very least.

I love the condescending “You’re welcome.” at the end of your entirely wrong post.

How can Metroidvania be one of your favourite genres whilst also apparently disliking backtracking to previous areas with new abilities? That all but defines Metroidvania.

The others are substantially weaker and easier to kill, this guy is the only named boss version.

My founders edition just came through the door 5 minutes ago as it happens. Didn’t know much about it but it was offered for free so, why not. We don’t get our codes until tomorrow I believe, but I’ll hopefully be able to report a little on what it’s like pretty soon.

It has lots in common with Dark Souls. Whether Dark Souls invented those mechanics is another matter, but to act like they’re not similar at all is ignorant at best. The exp retrieval system / bonfire system alone is pure Soulsborne.

I am entirely grateful that not every product feels the need to cater to bombast. Not only is it a bad fit for RDR2 in general (a fairly slow paced and narrative heavy game) but it’s a refreshing change in general. The intro should set the stage for what the game should be, and RDR2 does that perfectly. Does that mean…

Did the same with Oblivion, with my character staring at the sewer grate that lets you outside (and reconfigure your build for the last time).

If you play on sandbox, you can disable animals aging/dying. You can actually do that with Evolution too, for what it’s worth.

Right. Because that proves anything. Modern Family won FIVE Emmys in a row for crying out loud.

I don’t hate “them”, I don’t really care about that. I think GoT noticeably dropped off in quality around Season 5, but I still enjoyed it immensely until the final season which was just disappointing to me.