They can do it, I just know they have the juice to get these guys freed. They can call up Egypt and be all like “You’ve got a canal, we’ve got a canal, we’re canal habibis, what’s it gonna take to iron this out?”

Of all your bad takes, and you issue a good number of them, this is definitely one of the worst.

Good. Fuck people that can’t control their tempers.

NASCAR literally encourages shit like this.

It really is amazing how much better for a company salespeople can do if they act like you’re an intelligent human being whose time is also worth something.

I went I went in with the opposite situation. “I am ready to buy today if you can hit this price.”

“Be sure not to scratch it!”

Years ago I negotiated an OTD price on our Hyundai. Trading in our current car wasn’t in the equation.

What’s keeping me from shitting all over this dealership?

Depends.

I think the next time I visit a dealer, I going to bring some of those playskool keys.  When they ask for my keys I am going to straight face hand them those.

Also, worth mentioning that this s a potential tactic....a bit extreme but surely effective

Hide the keys is old school dealership bullshit.

This works.

It is slightly better in reality, but yeah it’s still not great.

It screams cheap, because their cars are cheap. Swapping the logo won't change that

Chevy. They talk about how their Bowtie dates back to 1913. It does, but it’s been updated a bunch of times. Check this variation out from 1955. I like it a lot better than the boring gold one of today. I think it would work well today.  The current logo screams CHEAP compared to this one.

Is that a logo or instructions?

Agree, all that wasted space around the RAM logo, the letters could be at least 8 inches wider and 6 inches taller.