Well thanks for backing out of the deal Harley. Congrats on knocking out the livewire's competition. The Alta was sacrificed on the altar of baby boomer mediocrity. Can't wait to see Harley turn to ash when all their octogenarians customers die.

Yeah, that’s a really knee-jerk reaction and a way to ruin the sorta happy ending of the story. Nintendo could have just commented on the impossibility of repairing the handheld and be done with it but they still managed to send a brand new replacement which is the point of the story.

Exactly. It’s a nice IDEA, but a 95 year old is probably not going want to get used to brand new hardware.

Right?  The lady clearly liked her Game Boy, or I’m sure someone in her family would have gotten her something else. 

Right? Also, don’t get me started on the fact that if she got the Game Boy at 95, and used it for 4 years when she died at 99, that would mean giving her a Switch was impossible, as it’s only been out since 2017 (3 years). This is like, 2nd grade “Paul had 10 watermelons” story problem math. It’s not that hard.

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

I like the idea of a burnout contest. I like burnouts, but there’s a time and a place and it’s not on a public road. Disperse the crowds hanging out near the exits and move them to a dedicated, safe burnout pad.

Tough? Dependable? Roomy? Looks good with a patina?

i thought all these illegal driving stunts took place in “Mexico”

They should be arrested for filming in portrait mode....

It’s not my fault the auto industry has stripped me of my optimism.

I missed the part where it’s going to be an active lifestyle crossover with an available EV version.

David Tracy wins this one, hands down. A nicely-restored Willys Wagon is a perfect medium for advertising — enough real estate on the body to get your message seen, but not distract from the iconic look of the Willys. And what better way to advertise a remodeling business than on a remodeled wagon?

Former Green Beret Highly Skilled at Difficult Extractions

I mean, if you were getting (semi-)paid for this shit, wouldn’t you?

I wish I got paid to write stories about the time I had to replace a radiator and assorted hoses in a Dodge Neon after a raccoon chewed through it, or helping my future sister-in-law nurse an ‘89 Geo Metro, which had a broken clutch and occasionally…

“Missed” implies I didn’t see it.

The thing you need to understand about David is, he’s just... wired differently. He lives for these quests.

Oh, this is going to be fantastic. 

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