“Two what?”

My German is rusty.

As are most of my other things. 

I’ve banned a lot of people in my 10+ years working video game support, so I’ll submit two stories, both from the same company:

It’s cheesy and I love it.

This shot right here is good America. Wide open spaces and a big V8 to point at the horizon. Well done.

I have a 2009 H3 regular version in that same “orange sunburnt color” with the optional”Alpha” 5.3 300hp motor. I looked for months on net for any h3 with low miles and couldn’t find one with under 100,000 mi. I bought mine off net with 49,000 miles . Most were powered by a 5 cylinder motor. I get someone every 2 weeks…

That camper is Bronco specific. They are not very common. I believe that this company also made Blazer specific campers for the last couple of generations of topless Blazers. I was considering one when I had my 93 Bronco.

I really want this, despite knowing that an SUV plus a trailer is really better if you’re going to wheel it. Park the trailer at camp and go have fun without all your junk bouncing around in the back of your rig.

It was the photos.  It’s like a brochure of exactly what you would want to do with this truck - up in the mountains, fire on the beach.  I think if I had the ability to sell a bunch of personal belongings and take a year this might be the thing to do it in.  I don’t know, I’m NP’ing this thing just cause for a brief…

It’s a stupid-simple truck with a stupid-simple engine and stupid-tough transmission. It appears to have rolled over the odometer once in a long, slow life of unstrenuous leisure activity. Under those circumstances this thing is just about broken in and good to go for another thirty years.

$11,000 for a life of adventure on the open road and into the wild? Sounds like a NP for me. Have some fun, live a little. Despite life being the longest thing you’ll ever do, it’s too damn short to only be interested in fuel sipping cars that handle like a roller skate.

Maybe a vehicle for Jack Reacher.

It looks like something built for a TV show.  A show about a guy who drives around, looking for work, helping people when he can, running away from his previous life as a cop.  

$11k for a relatively low mile and well maintained Bronco is not too far off the mark. You would be very hard pressed to find another trail-ready camper in this condition at this price. NP.

“Aside from the cosmetics...” You say that as if it’s inconsequential. The styling was possibly is biggest failure.

I’m willing to concede that $93 is Craigslist generational shorthand for $9300, and that is a plausible ask for such a truck (insofar as you can tell from a description that is long on evangelism and short on information). That particular ad, though,* is so extreme, I wonder if he has a truck for sale at all, or this i…

Oh yeah: I forgot to add that I had a Jaguar I-Pace EV as a press car when I was fixing the BMW, and I planned to use it to go fetch some parts. But then it got broken into, along with a couple other cars on the block. Nothing’s ever easy in New York, man.

You forgot one thing. One very important thing.

The ladies call me Subway, because I have low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches. 

those gluttons and their lettuce!  For shame!