He looks like a mashup of all 4 members of The Monkees

I was immediately out after I discovered that “DAZN” is pronounced “Da Zone” (which is the most painfully unhip this-was-just-workshopped-by-twenty-middleaged-white-dudes name ever) and does not, in fact, rhyme with “Raisin.”

There are criminals on twitter who post a version of this gif that stops before the tail deflates. 

Obama was a Senator for two years. Trump had never held elective office.

“That’s it. I’ve had it with these Ryder Ringor snakes on this Jagger Firkus plane!”

The Spanish call, per usual, is better: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2261045847286607&id=102427353148478

This is what is sounds like when ducks cry

Reads like a Nunes memo to me.

I’m just commenting so I don’t get fined.

Go eat a big spoonful of that clay and tell me it’s not rich as sin.

No, you’re right, the Kings are good.

This is good KinjaTM.

Why is everyone comparing existing autonomous driving systems to some ideal of perfection? The alternative is not perfection. The alternative, happening every day everywhere, is shitty human drivers. Software-driven cars will be useful once they’re better than average humans, which is the actual alternative. Not once…

I’d comment on this story, but I don’t want to give up my power.

This is the Chris Davis of takes. At one point people thought it was good, and in certain contexts it was great, but it just keeps getting trotted out there whether it makes sense or not.

Huge if true.

Those were some jaunty Alouettes.

Why boo the anchor when the entire ship is sinking?

But then they’d be paying both of you to suck.