Jezebel is a blog for women, but this post is about a man. I think you guys really ought to “stick to women” here.

Black Mizzou Twitter had a field day yesterday

“I am Mizzou’s Black Friend”

Pat Bev is basically the insane enforcer grasshopper from A Bug’s Life

Alita Battle Angel Hernandez

Joe Westworld

TIL Mark Jackson has a burner

I said that "I.....I....I..I...I want the knife...."

Definitely. While he positions his opposition Morey’s tweet on the basis of its harm to the financials of Joe Minimum Contract, what he and CP3 did in the last CBA served only the interests of the 30-something superstar class.

And this is way before we get into any discussions about the lack of intersectionality in his…

don’t forget that opportunity at the scholarship for winning that golf tournament against Judge Smails. 

The MRA movement is trying to weaponize “cuck” as a male insult on par with cunt.

I don’t have eyes in the back of my throat, champ.

I feel bad for those employees, but this is tremendous content.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

Jalopcel

That’s because you collapsed from heat exhaustion within sight of the finish line!

No. We’re WINNING Mad Libs.

Milkshake Duck gonna Milkshake Duck.

“That’s damn good coffee!” ~ Paul Atreides (Kyle MacLachlan), Showgirls

Brown’s reaction upon reading the headline.