Kinja error in your favor, collect +1

There’s no name in this region that jumps out at me like Storm Duck. That said, Voltaire Casino is a good one, and I cannot believe it’s losing. That just screams “hi I’m a gambler from Archie Comics.”

The Sharky Laguna/Surreal Sparx matchup doesn’t do much for me, but everything else is incredible. 

The lack of support for Donald Bullcoming can only be ascribed to backlash from Jim Bob Ghostkeeper hate from last year. I refuse to accept that Konstantine Sepsis is a better name.

How do you make a bullcome from behind?

What a coincidence: I also work “at the intersection of ethics, economics, and biology” (stealing pain pills from friends and relatives). 

Storm Duck x Truman Peyote is a real Sophie’s Choice situation here...that being said, I’m ride or die with Storm Duck. Storm Duck 4 Lyfe. 

I cannot explain why I feel this way, but Storm Duck is the most awesome fucking name in this region.

Sad/Angry Virginia Tech fan after the Duke game here... I don’t have anything meaningful to say but fuck both these teams, fuck referees, fuck the owners of these teams, fuck San Francisco and Silicon Valley in general, fuck the NFL while I’m at it, fuck the raiders and warriors for leaving Oakland, fuck Jon gruden,…

Even worse, it’s a paid suspension

It is ironic that Kraft is in trouble for finding a service provider for his on demand streaming needs.

Get fucked

That’s how you become a 2egend

No one has more success beating the Celtics than Kyrie Irving.

I actually loved Triple Frontier because of these reasons. I haven’t seen too many other movies that sent their protagonists from sympathetic-ish to total, unlikable assholes so quickly.

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

My understanding is that Mars will pay for it.

The story of residents being priced out of their neighborhoods or otherwise displaced because of the development some new stadium or office complex—which are often built with taxpayer subsidies—is not a new one. It’s happened in many cities around the country, including Los Angeles, where families were displaced by…

Strippers with pubic hair?

Skip Bayless is gonna feel cuckolded when he sees this on his pager.