We are all Eric Gordon.

She has a beard, it's name is Jared.

Not even Stormy Daniels has seen a more offensive tip.

Prior to that, Griffith was the Deputy Zookeeper at Highlights.

this.  one million times this.  

I won’t be happy until gray marriage is officially recognized on this site.

That other T. Ferguson? You guessed it — Frank Stallone.

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.

He puts his underwear on last. 

Los Angeles isn’t perfect, but I’ll go down swinging in my hometown over whatever the hell is defined as livable in some other city.

In the Kinja commenting system, stars are given out by two separate and wildly unequal groups: approved commenters, who can be easily read, and the greys, who lurk outside the gates. These are their comments.

Talk about dedication to his players, he went out and got CTE to show his solidarity

There’s something so amazing about seeing teammates and fans jump with him as he throws it down. If that’s not an apt metaphor for sports fandom, I don’t know what is.

Who knew Bill Simmons had a burner account ?

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

“This arthritis medication is a real slow roller straight back to the mound for an easy out at first."

For some reason, it’s the fingernails that are really grossing me out

Dora Milaje School of Wish-a-Motherfucker-Would

I feel bad for Daniel but this is tremendous content. 

A lot of gays hate the fact he is gay as well.